OR...
let's watch Charlton Heston part the Red Sea with his shepherd's staff......it's in Vegas, now.....with Ozian flying Hanuman monkey godlets, suspended by invisible wires, over magical auras......I certainly don't have the genes for all this stupidly dogmatic dumbeddownness.....but, yes, I can see where it's coming from.......neolithic cavemen's craniums...too bony and thick for much pre-frontal cortex.....praying for the gentle hands of Jesus.
squint....to see Jesus, ready to feed burgers to the strarving masses of true believers